Luckily for Lombardi, the Jaguars responded by blowing a first half lead.

If it takes someone 30 minutes to bust a nut on a supermodel instead of 13 minutes, they still busted a nut on a supermodel. I’d happily sign up for both.

They’ve been posting narratives that the administration has been advancing and both come from the same place - Russia.

Those lips are the result of kissing daddy’s ass a little too much.

By throwing snowballs at the fires!

it was an incredibly conservative move. If the Jags haven’t learned over the years that there’s no such thing as too big of a lead against the Patriots in the playoffs then they probably deserved their fate. I’ve seen Russell Wilson move the ball into scoring territory with less than a minute left in the half…

The Jags were content to pack it up with 55 secconds left in the first half. There are many QB’s who would love to have 55 seconds left to get into field goal range. Martyball didn’t win in the playoffs before and sure didn’t today.

Pats fans are already at peak insufferable and have been for years, do we really need the Vikings or Eagles fans to join that group? Vikings fans will just brag about their unique Minnesota humbleness and if the Eagles win the entire city of Philadelphia will be covered in three inches of semen for a week.

The areas immediately around Seattle tend to be the most diverse areas in the state, but things get white really quickly, especially in the areas of western Washington outside the Puget Sound metro area. Eastern Washington is also fairly white too, but there’s a noticeable Mexican presence due to much of the region…

I did not know that pandering to a small group of people who cannot legally vote was such a viable long term strategy for getting votes.

I actually like the idea of treating fruit as a dessert. It’s something I’ll occasionally do, especially when mangoes are cheap and in season. Then again, I posit that the best kind of pie is of the pizza variety so my enthusiasm for more “traditional” desserts might not reach that of others.

Uff da! Did the Saints want to win? Neaux!

I figured their final drive would flame out because the nine yard line is just about the worst place to have first and goal. It also didn’t help that the shovel pass they attempted basically killed one down as well. I don’t know if that play was called for or Matt Ryan was forced to ad-lib in the style of Chevy Chase…

Shh, don’t give away the Soldier Field maintenance crew’s secrets away.

Yeah, but enough about the rugs in the White House, what about your rug?

Gawd, this man makes me want to crawl under a rock lobster.

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Glad to know that I wasn’t the only person to get that vibe.

I almost gave you a star for that. In no way does a simple two letter word need to take up the fashion of a five letter word that looks like the contents of a stirred up bowl of alphabet soup.

Now that Carolina is out, the NFC playoffs are all about the Birds and the Brees.