That reminds me of the Nike commercial from the late 90's with Maddux and Glavine. I believe the catchphrase it was centered around was Chicks dig the bunt.

We need to airlift Steve Pool away from that disaster zone.

So the arbiter has a weird fetish. Don’t judge him.

Washington State University and renowned together in the same sentence?

Hey, you can’t spell hypocrites without a G, an O and a P.

Found the person who eats well-done steak here!

It might stem from an otherwise inability to cook other foods properly. I think some men only feel comfortable in front of a grill because the only way they can be sure the meat is cooked is when it’s about two degrees away from being able to be blown from the plate by a slight gust of wind.

I tend to give baby backs a layer of yellow mustard so the rub has something to stick to. Then I hit them with molasses and brown sugar at the end right before they go under the broiler.

You’re better off not knowing about mayo-based BBQ sauce. Out of all the things wrong with the world, that has to be up near the top.

Dave’s Hurtin’ Habanero has been my go-to for homemade burritos. I’m also fond of El Yucateco’s green habanero sauce.

Hank Hill got it correct...

I used to get stoned and flip the TV to one of the Spanish speaking stations and pretend like I knew what the hell they were saying.

Unfortunately, most of the people that voted for him *know* him as well. They just know a version of him that they saw on reality television, which is a genre that has a relationship with actual reality that doesn’t stretch beyond the names of the people portrayed in the shows.

Only if he abandons Air Force One in favor of the Spruce Moose.

If cannabis were legal, neither Glen Davis nor the people possessing it would be criminals. Also, stating that the people selling cannabis now would switch to other things is just a falsehood. A large portion of the people selling cannabis now are incredibly low volume dealers and there’s nothing stopping those people…

Sure, I might *want* ethical and healthy snacks, but other than roasted peanuts and a bevy of dried plums from a couple of “secret” trees, I’m pretty much forced to find the rest of my snacking impulses at a convenience store. Sometimes pickled sausage just hits the sweet spot, especially for the right price.

Naggers, although Trump didn’t pronounce it that way...

I have before, but it was a long time ago. I just can’t do any food that uses mayo as a primary flavoring ingredient.

It is a bolognese sauce, but if you ordered a similar dish at an Italian restaurant it wouldn’t come topped with a pound of radioactive-colored cheddar.

That looks horrifying!