I feel like Skyline (and Cincinnati-style chili in general) would be more appreciated if it just accepted that it is decidedly not a chili but a bolognese sauce instead. It’s trying to be something that it isn’t.

Thanks for pointing that out for me. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to take a screwdriver to both of my eyes.

I hate unnecessary apostrophe’s!

It still beats what the president vomits up on Twitter.

At this point, I just assume that Trump will try to use his “negotiations” with North Korea as a shield against the Mueller investigation.

A little help?

Judge is a libertarian. You can get a feel of this just by watching King of the Hill. The show doesn’t exactly paint progressives and bureaucracy in a good light but Dale Gribble is also a satirical portrayal of right-wing conspiracy believers.

About a month ago, I got a styrofoam container of roughly four ounces of kimchi from a teriyaki joint and I made the mistake of leaving it open in my room for about 15-20 minutes. I left the room to throw away some garbage in the kitchen and when I returned to my room, it smelled like it was stuffed full of people who…

If they’re paying good money for proper spelling and grammar, they’re not getting any bang for their buck.

They’re spending it on Cano, Felix, Cruz, Seager and Segura. The biggest issue with the team is they feel like they can compete with a rotation that doesn’t have a reliable ace and has about nine interchangeable AAAA starters all vying for the fourth and fifth spot.

Don’t make me cry.

It sounds like someone from BIG SAUCE has gotten into your head.

True. I just take a decent-sized clove of garlic, cut it in half, smash it, and chop it up. I actually own micro plane graters, but the smash and chop method usually leaves me with larger pieces of garlic that don’t burn quite as fast.

I only starred this because my cat does the same thing, only she stares into the corner of the wall from atop the bed. It’s a cat thing, I guess.

I don’t mind daddy long legs, in fact, they’re the one spider I will reliably let survive if I encounter one inside, but I don’t know how I’d fare if I were sharing a small space absolutely teeming with them.

It has a faint reek of tomatoes but the name isn’t a dead giveaway.

See, I like the stuff they did in the 80's and early 90's more than the recent stuff. In general, the 80's were a much better decade for hardcore. In the very early 90's, Screeching Weasel came along and suddenly everyone wanted to be them. Boogadaboogadaboogada! is a fantastic album though.

How are you still here today to share your story? My skin would’ve crawled right off with those spiders.

There’s a reason why teddy bears are a thing and teddy spiders aren’t though. Bears, wolves and large cats might want to kill us but damn it, they’re going to look downright adorable while doing so.

Smoking weed doesn’t lead to harder drugs, it leads to fuckin’ carpentry.