Those aren’t accents as much as they’re whole regions saying most words wrong though.

One thing that rankles me is pronouncing failure like fay-lee-ur and not fay-lure. Everyone puts an I in there that doesn’t exist.

How do you pronounce great, grate, gas, gastronomy, glide, or girder?

As a kid who grew up in the north end, I probably would’ve done the same thing if I hadn’t heard the name pronounced at the end of Almost Live! episodes well before I got the chance to eat there.

The smooth yellow cheese doesn’t sound like much of an improvement over thick orange cheese. I will only eat nachos that are made with melted shredded cheese.

I can always tell the difference between fresh cooked ground beef and beef that’s been precooked and added to a meal at a later time. Plus there’s always the browned bits in the bottom of the pan that immediately incorporate into whatever liquid/sauce is added to the meat.

It is called the opiate of the masses for good reason.

For the Yankees, it was one game they could’ve stolen so to speak. It gets pretty grim for them with the reality of looking at facing god Kluber in games 2 and 5.

Thanks for the reply! Unfortunately, it’s always the loudest members of the group who get the negative attention even if they’re a minority in that group. It just seemed like all of those loud members coalesced into a majority at the place I watched the game at. I’m just venting over my (non-playoff) team being raked…

For all I know, I could’ve been stuck in a very intense eyewall of a rather small storm but there was no need to bring my team into the discussion there, I’m very aware that they suck (and they also signed Cano away so haha!)

Not a single one was willing to admit the team got outplayed, they all felt that the umpire had stolen an entire game from them. Home plate umpires get a few close calls wrong every single game but that Eric Gregg game was really an outlier in the way he called it. Vic Carapazza’s performance doesn’t even begin to…

Gary Sanchez couldn’t catch an STD if he were locked in a room full of hookers. It was like watching a catcher attempt to catch a knuckler.

I had the misfortune of interacting with many Yankee fans during the game and all of them were whinging over the strike zone. A couple of close strike calls doesn’t change the fact that they couldn’t do anything against more hittable pitches either. Cleveland can’t shut up these insufferable pricks soon enough.

Country music is the only music worse than trap. Shit, I’d rather listen to EDM stone-cold sober over country.

When did Peter Griffin get a job as a color commentator?

“Wendy’s, you want our meat!”

Oh for fuck’s sake! Cruz’s initial statement wasn’t combative towards him in the least and the lump still took it as a slight on him. An individual must have really thin skin in order to be rankled by her statement. While that is certainly true, I suspect these tweets are just red meat for his increasingly detached…

I sure hope I am too, but I just have this suspicion that all the pandering to the religious right was the biggest factor in his victory*. The GOP and Fox News stoked religious resentment among Christians for all 8 years of Obama’s presidency and the orange turdheel’s ascension just allowed them to take the lid off…

Never, ever underestimate the power that religious conservatism can sway over a person. Religion isn’t called the opiate for the masses for nothing and those people are perfectly fine suspending logic and reason if it gets them another fix of that sweet, sweet Jesus.

I’m here to tell you that fire actually feels really good so the next time you see flames, go ahead and step right into them. You might initially experience the urge to scream and retreat but don’t worry, that’s just fake news.