It does not do that when there’s a heap of caramelized onions on top of the patty. The cheese nestles in quite nicely with the onions and seals them in place, plus the dome of onions increases surface space on top of the patty so a slice of cheese doesn’t melt off the side that much.

And what happens when the two halves of the bun inevitably separate and turn the hot dog into the sandwich that people claim it to be?

I usually lay the lettuce and tomato on the bottom bun, and the top bun gets a nice smearing of BBQ sauce or adobo sauce. I’ve found that when using grilled onions, it’s best to put them on top of the patty and enclose them with cheese because the melted cheese keeps the onions from sliding everywhere, which they will…

Don’t you know? It’s okay to hold hypocritical viewpoints when that person is being a hypocrite for the lord and savior.

I’ll make it there one day! Effective cleanup or not!

At least they didn’t drop the “wake up sheeple!” line that I’ve come to expect from people who make these claims.

Yeah, occasionally stuff like that happens, it’s called “football”. There’s already enough built-in drama within games that there’s little need for it to be manufactured.

I figured that onion, some kind of mustard, and kraut was the gold standard for hot dog condiments. Most places that sell them have those options available while ketchup and relish are less commonly available.

I’d like to find the right ratio between bratwurst and bun. The stores around here all sell brats that curl up when cooked and the buns they sell are either so tiny that there isn’t room for condiments or so big that there’s an inch of denuded bun sticking out on both sides.

Huy Fong’s sambal oelek is even better than sriracha. It’s basically the pure essence of ripened chiles in sauce form, and I use it in stir fries all the time.

I’ve used Chinese hot mustard as a quick replacement for yellow mustard and it was not a bad switch at all.

For hot dogs, mustard, onion, and sauerkraut. For brats, mustard, grilled onion, and sauerkraut. Sometimes I even add a little caraway seed to the sauerkraut.

“HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK THIS UP.”

I guess there’s a fine line between wisdom and a wilting mental capacity.

Democrats have seemed to get behind progressive social policies that don’t really have much of a financial impact but the legalization of cannabis isn’t finance-neutral so it’s still only supported by a fringe group within the party. It’s the one issue that really sours me on the Democrats - it should be a no-brainer…

LA, NYC, Chicago...

Don’t forget about evangelicals either. Far too many people in this country think with their faith first and their brain second. Trump pandered heavily to that group and it looks like it paid off.

This is what happens when we take congress out for a road trip.

Cauliflower crust pizza sounds truly abhorrent. I’ve found myself getting a lot less picky as I get older, but cauliflower is still as disgusting to me today as it was 20 years ago. Vile weed!

I remember being at skate parks and seeing a bunch of dudes showing up straight from Boeing in their work clothes. Those guys were the most fun to hang out with because they usually had beer and some good-ass weed.