Unfortunately, when it comes to NFL players, the greatest ability to possess is availability. In a league with a salary cap, the teams want to have as little dead money as possible, and paying any money to a suspended player is dead money.

I set the fan over the stove on high and chop right next to the stove and I don’t ever really get watery eyes. I also set the sliced half of the onion cut-side down on the cutting board when I’m chopping up the other half. This seems to minimize the amount of noxious fumes flying around in the kitchen air.

Felix Is Ours And They Can’t Have Him.

What I posted is what the article stated verbatim. Unless there was a ninja edit thrown in there somewhere and I caught the revised article, using ginger to cover anything up is not mentioned.

“Cut a giant yellow onion into halves, put the halves on a cookie sheet with a few inches of ginger and a whole head of garlic, and stick the cookie sheet under your broiler on full blast. Don’t peel any of it, just get it under the heat.”

In my defense, whenever someone brings up the pace of baseball, they’re almost always talking about the speed in which the downtime unfolds. This is the reason why pitch clocks, inning break timers, ump reviews, and even doing away with the intentional walk have all been brought up by people discussing the issue.

Baseball is actually a faster sport than football when the time between plays is taken into account and the average baseball game doesn’t even last as long as an average football game. Even the slowest pitcher in the game gets the pitch off in under 30 seconds and some do in about 20 seconds, while a football offense…

The Royals are still fuming over Babe Ruth calling his shot in the 1932 series...and don’t even get them started about Ducky Medwick’s slide into Marv Owen.

Usually the worst of the crowds swarm the ascents so any confrontation between biker and bystander would thankfully be happening at a lower speed. I do get nervous watching them on the descents when they approach or reach maximum speed. I’ve heard of too many equipment malfunctions and sudden catastrophic…

It helps to get all the important stuff done right away so you have a nice cushion to fall back on.

Eddie Gaedel looks a little taller and a little more Fidel-ier in that picture. I know that he took four consecutive balls from the pitcher but I didn’t know that he refused to take his base and opted instead to distribute those balls evenly between the next four hitters.

Cletus “Fuckface” Bennett has some serious bad ju-ju surrounding him. As long as he’s involved with the team, supernatural justice will continue to be served swiftly and appropriately.

I’d throw a +1 your way but I’m afraid that I might miss and hit Keith Olbermann’s mother instead.

These are awfully tall words coming from an apparent mental midget. The last time I checked, the goal of basketball was to get the damn ball into the basket, which Curry happens to be pretty fucking good at doing. I’ll take a stop-and-pop three from 25 feet over a sky hook every time and I’m not going to be apologetic…

You had to cheat to activate that mode with Shaq?

I hate to be all nit-picky with these apparent neophytes to biology, but the vagina is also an exit as well. I don’t even have one and I know that!

If you need any help writing an article about how to drink without partying, I can offer up a few tips and tricks for ya.

Perhaps he thinks that the rotting jack o’ lantern’s slogan is “Make America Grate Again!”

Come on, don’t fall victim to the greed and avarice of the cookie industrial complex!

I think Stotts has a leg up over Stevens. That Blazers team is Lillard, McCollum and no one else... and they play in a tougher conference.