I’ve found that a simple stir-fry of red bell peppers, onions, sliced-up meatballs, and jarred marinara sauce makes a good meal and it can be made in under 20 minutes if you buy frozen meatballs and let them thaw out during the day.

I think the report must’ve misunderstood what Sandoval said when he said he tried hard to lose weight. What he really said was everything he ate was “fried in lard.”

-1...testicle.

Mediocre dance-pop probably isn’t the best style of music to attempt to inject biting social commentary into. Nothing smacks of the contempt for systemic oppression like choreographed dance moves. All that fluff says to me is the music itself can’t really hold it’s own without other things around to distract the…

As opposed to Ballard, where getting behind most local motorists will set your trip back five minutes at least.

I can only speak for myself, but there are certain styles of hair that I don’t find to be aesthetically pleasing and it just so happens that black women naturally possess one of those hairstyles.

I’m fairly certain that most of his non-white fans would’ve liked to see him at least make an attempt to recover that ball as well.

You weren’t very good at dodgeball, were you?

The Browns have the exact same philosophy towards playoff games.

That’s not sexual assault, that’s just wrestling!

I’d like to drop this petition faster than Koren Robinson could drop a pass perfectly delivered right into his breadbasket.

Ah yes, nothing smacks of an inferiority complex less than a baseless assessment on the penis sizes of a group.

I’m a Seahawk fan and these people are idiots, plain and simple. Although there’s nothing unique about this particular brand of idiocy, every team has fans like this.

Well, no, not really. Punk is a really stipped-down form of rock that arose as a backlash against the bloated arena rock of the 70's. Some bands might’ve incorporated the ska sound into their material, but they were the exception and not the rule. By that time, rock had already branched off into several different…

Heavy metal water, it’s the water that goes to 11!!!

That’s all the more reason to take rock and roll back by storm! There’s not enough black punks and there should be more, considering that punk already sounds angst-y and pissed off even without putting the lyrics into context. Hip-hop might have poignant lyrical context but the actual music behind the rapping is often…

The only requirement to be a rapper is a complete and utter lack of the ability to hear and process sounds in a manner consistent with the other, hearing-able human beings.

If you’re from Boston, then you totally misspelled quweaah.

You may correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t African-Americans make up a part of America’s cultural landscape? That’s kind of what the -Americans part after African is implying.

Most of the genre is pretty damn mediocre to begin with. In a sense, Macklemore isn’t standing out as much as he’s fitting right in.