Now this is a kind of police shooting that I can get behind!

We already saw Aaron Rodgers with the ball and the game on the line at THE FINAL DRIVE OF THE FOURTH QUARTER!

That’s the point.

Shawn Thornton is still on an NHL roster? Instead of firing insults at other players, he should focus on firing pucks at the net.

The one guy gets a flag thrown on him for having the Christmas tree still up after the first weekend of the new year.

Ever been to Enumclaw or Sultan?

It’s quite an ironic take on football considering that brain matter also goes soft after repeated concussions.

Please tell me that’s a photo-shopped picture ... WHERE’S THE NECK???

Maybe he wasn’t complimenting the size but rather the way they were being displayed.

...and you are correct.

Maybe you’re just a boring person?

Well, you can enjoy your Taco Bell all you like. I’ll enjoy the torta ahogadas from the nearest taco truck. Hell, it’ll be a quick trip for me because there shouldn’t even be a line, seeing as the demand for it isn’t very high.

Yeah, I was 75% sure that was the case but then I remembered that there probably is a small segment of the population that would actually prefer Taco Bell.

If they’re greasy, it might be where you got them from that’s the problem. I’ve gotten lengua tacos from many places and they haven’t been greasy at all.

When you talk about Mexican tacos, you mean the tacos that are served on soft, small-ish corn tortillas, right? The ones that have barbacoa, al pastor, lengua, and carnitas? Those are Mexican tacos.

Well, you know the difference between a punker and a metalhead? The metalhead is a punker that got better at their instument.

Wicked Smaht.

The theory is athletes without access to those drugs won’t have as much of a chance of succeeding. Sports presents itself as athletes being rewarded for their hard work on the field and not which doctor/shady drug-man they may or may not have associations to.