Two lawn darts agree with you.

“Soory!” - Jackets annoucer.

Upon hearing of this, the Cowboys defense offered to come by the hospital for a morale boost. Surprisingly, the victim denied the request, stating that “he’d rather be surrounded by people capable of stopping the bleeding.”

Hey Donald, there was already someone in that classroom that had a gun you know...the shooter. Also, before he committed that pesky little act of mass-murder, he was technically a “good guy with a gun”.

I don’t leApprove of D’what this personivious is saying. She definitely needs to go awa.

You fools, he never said he was resigning. He said he was re-singing himself to the FIFA presidency.

I’m in the same boat. I heard that song playing San Andreas about a decade ago and then I ended up working with someone who would play Helmet over the speakers while we were working. I took a liking to them and today, I still like Meantime the most and Helmet’s sounds have found their way into what I play.

When a douche goes up against an asshole, which one wins?

Also of note is the screenshot that shows the Ducks getting absolutely tarred and feathered by Utah.

In the future, if I ever have the (mis?)fortune to visit Boston, I’m just going to wear earplugs and pretend like I’m deaf. Holy shit.

It’s no different from all of the non-white people who sing bad rap songs ... which is like 90% of the genre.

He said that he would never start a bean war, only end one. Today’s actions were in response to the Cardinals wrongly throwing at Rizzo after Holliday accidentally got beaned.

I would just like to know if each and every contestant had the air in their heads checked to make sure the PSI was within legal limit. To the surprise of no one, the upper benchmark is surprisingly low.

They pretty much had to call those bubble screens with the way the pass protection has been set up to operate. I still miss Big Walt and Hutch.

It’s almost as if giving the ball to Lynch with one yard needed isn’t a forgone conclusion! Who knew?

Meanwhile, actual Mexicans think to themselves, “¿hecho en San Antonio?” then burst into laughter because they know how to make actual salsa that isn’t some bastardized Tex-Mex concoction that tastes like faintly spicy ketchup.

Even the basketball team does shit like this.

“BUT FUCK.”

Except for the next game where he went up against a team that didn’t have a defense riddled with injuries.

Healthy, functioning liver sold separately.