I’d certainly hate for this to be a stain upon his career.

Does Maria Sharapova have a UFC counterpart? From what I know (and it’s admittedly little about the UFC) is that Rousey is the sex symbol and symbol of dominance rolled into one.

I got through two whole seconds of this song before wretching in disgust. What the fuck is the point of having ears if someone’s just gonna use them to listen to this shit?

Hi. 2007 here.

I wouldn’t elect him. His first move would be an attempt to move the mayor’s office to fucking Oklahoma City.

I’d expect this from those cheating bastards up in Lake Stevens, not Snohomish.

Group Sex by the Circle Jerks.

I prefer a herd of Flaccii.

To bad he wasn’t unable to be found when the 9th inning of today’s game rolled around.

So, no mentioning that the Mariners removed most of their starting players from the game as well? Ultimately, it was the pitching that undid them in this game, but I feel like the offense would’ve put more on the board had it been at full strength later in the game.

It’s your fault for wanting a burger sans onion.

Well, now it’s an even yellower jersey.

My body is desiccating at the thought of eating a hot dog marinated in soy sauce.

Shane Mack

Shane Mack

When keeping it Rheal goes wrong...

Garth and Dane Iorg

I’m guessing that should one take this experiment too far, they’d die of water poisoning far before they ever experience a hint of a buzz.

To be fair, Knicks fans have looked a lot like those screenshots for the last two years.

It might help to look up proper cooking temps online. You can write them down on a piece of masking tape and stick it on the inside of a pantry door. I did that and it’s worked wonders for my forgetful self.