Thank you.

I lost someone I was very close to back in June to cancer so I can agree with FUCK this year and FUCK cancer.

Was there ever any doubt?

DEMOCRACY!

I mean this in the most endearing way possible — I've seen The Lawrence Welk Show numerous times in my early childhood when I was at my grandparents' house, and I'm still not sure if it was real.

I'm almost embarrassed to admit how much I enjoyed the songs in this episode.

So, just because other sitcoms fall victim to joke overkill somehow justifies its obvious presence on this show?

My thoughts:
A-plot relied too much on an overused joke device, of course, and while Quagmire managed to throw in some dark humor that worked, there wasn't much memorable or noteworthy.

Garbage Peter had value in just the fact that it was there. That's about it for me.

Give me a solid, legitimate reason why it isn't the pinnacle of lazy, incoherent comedy writing to just resort to playing the same unfunny joke in a million different ways.

If he did, things'd get real hairy.

Wait, are you talking about the show or Alexander Skarsgård's penis?

FOX is stealing the tactics I use around controversy. 

I'm pretty sure it's easier than what they showed to get into the University of Arizona. Also, I think there have been enough jokes about Jews and Asians throughout the past couple of seasons. But it also seems like those were the only two groups not insulted in the 1994 movie "North". It feels like they got everyone…

DHP is feeling "Misery" with his condition, but luckily "It" doesn't seem to put him in a "Rage", for getting a circumcision in adulthood would probably be as pleasant as being caught outside in the "Storm of the Century".

Genuinely enjoyed this one. Nice to see something different once in a while. Also, I'm not afraid to admit I downloaded "Majestic" off iTunes the same night without a second thought.

My favorite was "Dzhokhar Tsarnaev did not shoot vowels out of his name".

… What?! A reality matchmaking series? How desperate is NBC…

You know, I liked John Mulaney's writing on SNL, but I hear he's going to star in an NBC sitcom. Hmm… he's a good comedian. A primetime sitcom on NBC will ruin him.

I'll admit, when I viewed "Brick" for the first time (about a couple months ago), I was initially thrown by the unnatural dialogue, but it didn't take long to get over. It's a truly proper send-up of the noir. Any movie that also reminds me of the collective work of Ennio Morricone and David Lynch here and there is…