Yeah, a sample size of over 2,000 is pretty solid. There’s nothing intrinsically suspect about this poll’s methodology or sampling.

In that case, Twitter really missed out in using the term “user handle” instead of just “id.”

They’ve been getting a lot of attention ever since some lady put up three of them outside Ebbing, Missouri.

It’s one minute of movie followed by 155 minutes of credits scenes.

HAVE YOU KIDS MET KEANU?

Or take another five minutes to smolder and then leave the stage without ever opening it.

I really don’t have any idea what the age of the presenters has to do with this. Jack Nicholson probably wouldn’t have had any trouble stopping the show, because he’s already presented BP like ten times before, and he knows what to look for. There are a ton of younger actors who probably would just read off the card…

The card said “LA LA LAND, Emma Stone,” or whatever. It was the duplicate of the Best Actress envelope. It didn’t even list the fucking category name, except for tiny print at the very bottom. I don’t understand how replacing 77 year old Faye Dunaway with 62 year old Tom Hanks would fix the fact that it was the error…

I almost want to crowdsource a bet on how long it’ll be until Kimmel makes the first envelope joke, but I don’t know if you can take wagers on “0.02 milliseconds.”

They’re now contractually obligated to present Best Picture from now until the end of time.

“Old people can’t read the already badly designed card that was never in their hands” is an astute observation indeed.

Exactly. I approach this movie more in terms of the closeted kids in Middle America who will absolutely need contemporary, positive, mainstream coming out stories.

There’s a believable, almost lovely amount of profanity in the book, which obviously isn’t doable in a PG-13 move.

I know someone who earns a substantial portion of their income through content made for YouTube, and lately, he has been devoting significant amounts of effort figuring out how to describe his work in a way that doesn’t involve the title “YouTuber.”

Does the empty chair cameo in this movie?

His performance is my least favorite part of The Disaster Artist. On paper, there’s a fascinating inversion of the Hollywood success story, and funny stuff with the cast and crew of The Room simply trying to navigate the production, but then Franco stumbles onscreen with his imitation and it feels like an obvious joke…

Justice for Toyota Lasagna!

What’s the euphemism they use these days? “Too loud” or something? Yes, there certainly are a lot of people around here who find her to be too... “loud.”

Isn’t that Timothée Chalamet’s birth name?

Regardless of the quality of the sketch or his performance, I genuinely feel bad for him. That was just brutal, pin-drop silence.