I really don’t understand why Buzzfeed’s Actual News department and their Hot Take Meme department can’t just separate to different labels. Who the hell wants actual investigative reporting on sexual harassment in Congress to be on the same website as Gifs of the 57 Best Streetlamps That Were Built in 1994?

In another time, someone dressed as a symbol of liberty and freedom suddenly fainting would definitely be interpreted as some kind of sign.

Son, what makes you think you have anything to hurl at people?

It’s like Milkshake Duck. “Meet Milkshake Duck, the duck who likes milkshakes!... We regret to inform you that the duck is racist.”

Wasn’t that what Godard’s Film Socialisme was about?

I’ll take “things this movie will never get to say to an audience” for $200, Alex.

You hear people talk about movies that seem "tailor-made" for them, and it's sort of boring to encounter that phrase over and over again.

This is an interesting observation on how the internet speeds up every process. In the past, it would take young stars upwards of 5 years to fully melt down. It's taken Jake Paul about 5 days.

Exactly. All "worst of" lists are flawed because the truly terrible is the forgettable.

Thomas Sanders is a single glimmer of humanity in a vast ocean of garbage.

Jesus, what was it with Vine? The end of it has just been like a cesspool spilling out into the rest of the internet celebrities, which wasn't exactly a good place to begin with. I can maybe think of one ex-Viner off the top of my head that doesn't make me want to vomit my guts out on sight.

IT'S LITERALLY CALLED "9/11" HOLY SHIT, IT'S LITERALLY CALLED "9/11"

Like, you can literally visualize this twerp going into the voting booth, and voting for Donald Trump. There is no other candidate I can imagine him voting for.

And I thought the video of Richard Spencer getting punched was satisfying…

It's even better—Mandy Moore was Left Shark this whole time.

What do you mean? There's no better place to assemble large numbers of overactive, dehydrated people than in overpacked spaces in locations where the temperature is 110 degrees in the shade!

I would also like to take this opportunity to announce that I am removing myself from all future consideration for Emmys, Grammys, Oscars, or Tonys.

The principal seems to be really bad at responding to this, and entirely oblivious of the Streisand effect. Maybe this kid is a dick, maybe he isn't, but the administration certainly doesn't seem to be dispelling his accusation.

A significantly less fierce oasis.

I mean… in the most literal sense, it's hard to argue that Bay isn't one of the most impactful directors of our time. He has a very distinct brand and you're not likely to forget him.