Honestly for me, the Chris dinner thing was the only time I cracked a smile. The rest were mainly plain cringes. This one was more racist than usual. I am a minority, and this was…

Thinking about it, that's the only conceivable reason that they would want JB to host this.

Is SNL suicidal now? Who thought, "You know who would be a good host? Justin Bieber".

I'm pretty sure Girlfriends kills brain cells twice as fast as The Californians did, and the Californians killed brain cells twice as fast as actual Alzheimer's.

The Simpsons' jab at The A.V. Club was completely unjustified… everyone knows they would give "The Wizard of Oz" a C-.

The Simpsons' jab at The A.V. Club was completely unjustified… everyone knows they would give "The Wizard of Oz" a C-.

Roseanne Barr on "Portlandia"… illness.

Roseanne Barr on "Portlandia"… illness.

What?

What?

I flipped to this Sunday, saw Lindsay Lohan in character and thought "is she really trying"?

I flipped to this Sunday, saw Lindsay Lohan in character and thought "is she really trying"?

A damn fine observation… even though I don't see any problems.

Looks bloody dreadful. North Korea can't even launch a rocket right, much less invade anybody on… what's that… parachutes? In 1984 this work, in 2012 it is Golden Raspberry made material.

Looks bloody dreadful. North Korea can't even launch a rocket right, much less invade anybody on… what's that… parachutes? In 1984 this work, in 2012 it is Golden Raspberry made material.

If that is so, then iAskWhyYouAreHere.

If that is so, then iAskWhyYouAreHere.

Surprisingly good for older audiences, considering it came from Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider really does know what he's doing… okay you can kill me now.

Surprisingly good for older audiences, considering it came from Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider really does know what he's doing… okay you can kill me now.

The first time it ever appeared, The Californians made me crack a smile. Now, they literally depress me.