Thanks for this. You win today.

Fantastic read. Need more stuff like this.

So at 33, failed college baseball player, you’re telling me there’s a chance? (I’m not very political tbh)

It’s a cougar and a full moon dude.

If a Siamese twin masturbates, is it incest?

Sllooooooowww Day at Deadspin...

Slow day?

I don’t know what to say to that response.... you can’t really “Coug it” in OT or in a close game.

Leach called him out for being a pussy at half time, not reading his route sequence and always just going to his check down. Threatened to bench him, and held true to his promise. Then his head bounced off the turf and he was held out the rest of the game.

Clearly you clowns do not know the definition of “Coug it.” You have to have a lead and blow it for that term to apply. Boise State, by definition, “Coug’d it.” Also, Boise is still not a state.

I went to the Russell Wilson charity golf tournament last year in Suncadia (hosted by RW and Kasey Kahne), and Kasey was mingling with the crowd, signing things, being genuinely a nice guy (he is!). All the while RW shows up late with a entourage of 3 very large black guys and 2 police officers, neglects to sign…

Who still has a mouse cord?!

(Garrotes self with mouse cord.)

Great, now I have a work boner for the rest of the day... take my money now!

Difference between the Associated Press, or AP, and the more reasonable, down to earth Associated Fucking Press, or AFP.

tubby boat captains - 1:28

Heaven forbid we’re able to watch any NFL videos!

“...fuck Hank Baskett.” “and fuck Hank Baskett again.”

Now I may be more uninformed than many, but why are all these monuments coming down now? I mean, these monuments are in place to “celebrate” our history, for better or for worse, but (I think we can all agree) they helped shape this country to what it is today. I mean, just because it’s trendy now to hate anything and…

Shouldn’t have opened this at work. Just got scolded by the boss....