Maybe I’m getting old, but the only names in this whole article I recognized were Snoop, Martha, and Emma Watson.

I logged in so I could do this...

You’ve killed this website. You’re just coming off as another “look what dumbass Trump did today” whiner. Moving on...

“Mercy!” nuff said.

Something about the vastness of Japanese domes let that sick crack of the bat echo in all its glory. Makes me all fuzzy inside.

You bite your tongue, sir...

Maybe his tabs were expired...

RIP. Makes me laugh every damn time!

Ahhh. That sound.... gives me a big boner.

95 ALDS - Sea vs NYY. Was there. Sculpted my childhood.

Makes me feel better knowing that someone actually dresses him in his nightly “high fashion” clown outfits.

Who fucking cares? Why is this news on Deadspin?

Westwood One is a close second to... wait for it... BBC.

Forgot punchline...

Chuck will double down for sure!

Is it sad I had to go look back before I got this?

Looks like a dick + acts like a dick = probably a dick.

God damn perfect. 👌