Nono, you’re mistaken; it’s not that they should be paid in experience. It’s that they are supposed to be grateful to be in the presence of wealthy professional athletes who might deign to let them be glorified prostitutes if they’re especially good at cheerleading.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Yes! The good men of Congress stayed home to protect their rugged homesteads from invading hordes of frosty beers. Bears...I mean BEARS! Did I say ‘beers’? Damn autocorrect[hiccup] iPhone!

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

My house is pretty much Ground Zero. I plan to observe the entire debacle from my La-Z-Boy. See you on the other side. 66, out.

Uhhhhh yeah, I’m into everything you’re presenting here.

Where do you live!? Where I live, avocados cost like between $1.50 and $2.00 apiece. I can make one avocado’s worth of guac for $2.00, which is more than a Chipotle side, but significantly less than a “fuckton”. I am jealous of you and your cheap avocado bounty.

It’s a big sushi roll that may be filled with seafood, but it may be filled with meat or chicken too, some recipes even have bacon and cheese, chipotle sauce, and you can have it fried or not fried.

So drinking, then?

I need to know what Mexican sushi is. It sounds like it might change my life.

A thousand times THIS. I remember getting Chipotle for the first time, and being all like “What the hell, they overcharged me $2!”, then realizing they charge extra for meh guac. NEVER AGAIN.

ain’t payin’ $2 for dat 2nd class guac

Some years back there was a salmonella outbreak where the source had been narrowed down to onions, jalapenos, or tomatoes. I’d had a weeks-long craving for homemade guacamole and pico de gallo, so finally I went charging into the grocery store all I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE THINGS THAT PLEASE ME, bought all my shit, made…

Unemployment is down to 5%, productivity is up, the size of the federal government is noticeably smaller than when Obama took office, and deportations are up. The American automobile industry is alive and kicking, the majority of oil comes from domestic sources, and the average price of gasoline is at its lowest point…

It baffles me that she can’t draw the connection between her own right to practice what she wants and the rights of others. But what can you expect from a republican?

No, that gives her too much credit. She’s someone who’s willing to peddle the same lies about business and economics as Republicans because, to her, they’re secondary to her faith-based horseshit about gay folk and women.

“I felt my faith aligned with the Republican party”

ONE SIZE THEOCRACY FITS ALL

To sum up:

You spelled 98% wrong.