I carry mine, everywhere I go.

“I think is frankly terrible, especially if she wants to play the woman card.”

At the same time, he pissed and moaned about the four-hour RNC debate, even claiming his ability to stand up for that long was some kind of record.

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Ohio would like to have a word with you

Because I like to live dangerously. That’s why.

Wait is that only a thing teenagers can do? Whoops.

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

I’m from VA and no smiles there either.

Can’t even begin to describe how much I needed this after a weekend of Paris overload.

Really, they should all have to hold koalas while they make decisions about the world. No one can be a complete shithead while holding a koala.

Well, first you would have to find a Republican who can read.

If I met this couple at an event or a dinner party, I would think they were nice people. They probably are nice people.

Why not? I love books. If they want to protest that way, it's cool. They're not being loud or disruptive.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

Johari, girl, you my hero.

Robin Thicke Sings: “Rapey the Snowman, Roofie the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Other Beloved Classics.”

Right? It could practically be the cover for the Robin Thicke Christmas album that nobody wants.

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

Their clipart license ran out and they said “Ah fuck it. Call it minimalist.”