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As a teenager, my sister regularly played against Megan Rapinoe and her twin sister. My sister went on to be all-state in high school and all conference in college and blah blah blah (whatever, dad, I was good at sports too!!!), but I’m sure if I look hard enough in my parents’ garage, I could find some old VHS tapes

Yeah, the media was not down on the court with her, Osaka and the umpire. As soon as she went “I don’t cheat - I’m a mother” I had that sinking feeling like when you see a toddler starting to lick an outlet but you’re too far across the room.

Dear Penthouse,

Yeah the “I will shove this ball down your throat” incident has stuck with me since. I love Serena. I truly believe she is the greatest professional athlete in history. But she can be a dick and, when she so chooses, go WAY overboard without a thought of who and how it hurts (including her own image and legacy).

Same. She can be considered the greatest player of all time (definitely is for me), esp. considering the ugly levels of racism she’s certainly faced along the way, *and* have some truly dickbag, heelish moments like threatening line umps with tennis ball suffocation and stealing Osaka’s limelight with pissy temper

I’m pretty much in the bag for Serena Williams as a rule. She’s been one of my favorite athletes for 20 years. That being said, she isn’t and has never been a good loser and that day certainly wasn’t one of her finer moments. She embarrassed herself and basically ruined Naomi Osaka’s moment. 

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

“I hear many people were chanting ‘Love Trump, Love Trump’ all over the bars in Paris. The French love me, even said they wanted me to win in 2020.” - Donald Trump

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

Time to throw some bats in the shower.

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

The term “conservative feminism” is an oxymoron. The very definition of the modern conservative is to be anti feminist.

Police say they’re hoping for tips on the identity of the man in the video wearing teal shorts, because he’s suspected of sucker-punching multiple people during the fight, and more distressingly...wearing teal shorts.