You would think the ENTIRE point of having an ex-QB in the booth would be to help the audience understand what’s going on...

I meant in terms of what he’s thinking with.

Wasn’t the knock on Romo always that he was an ‘all of the tools, but no toolbox’ guy? If so, where the hell has this genius Romo come from? Is he suddenly a QB savant, or were the Chiefs playing checkers on defense? Maybe the pressure was the issue for him and now his mind is clearer in the booth than it was on the…

Because penis.

If Romo’s so talented, why couldn’t he predict he’d get a lot of shit for going to Cabo with Jessica Simpson during a playoff bye week?

Can anyone else admit that he was a great QB? I feel like I’m alone on this train. All of my friends have forsaken me. My kids don’t respect me. My wife... well, she’s great, actually.

That’s not how I’d negotiate. You start from the high point and work your way down, not the other way around. 

Nationals trying to get Bryce to bite on whatever offer they have on the table? “$300mn sounds real good now, doesn't it!?"

It’s having the impact they want - conservatives have the White House and the Senate and for a minute they had every house of government, all tied together based around fake facebook memes that had no truck with reality but represented everything they want to believe.

Also, why should I be upset that a superstar player goes to a team that isn’t the Yankees, Red Sox, or Dodgers?  More superstars to teams outside top 10 in payroll, please.

I have no stake in this game. I didn’t watch it. I don’t think anything of Nick Foles. But I don’t pass up a punning opportunity when I see one. 

Big Pick Nick.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

I think that both the brain trauma argument and the “you’ll make more money long-term” argument generally don’t apply to quarterbacks. Sure, there’s a possible future where he maximizes his earnings in MLB, but he’d have to be a real, true superstar with a long career. In the NFL, he’d merely need to be a starter.

I’ll tell you, if Verizon included THAT service with my cell phone, I’d sign a ten year contract right now...

“Jeah, that’s the guy!” -Ryan Lochte

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.

Hi, Julianne, I’d like to add a few things to the list of worst things to happen in an office bathroom. I work in an office park and share a bathroom with about 10 other companies, you need a key to get in, but frequently find customers/clients of other tenants using the bathroom. Here’s just a little taste of what I…

The worst thing people do in office bathrooms is fart at the urinals when there’s someone next to them.

“We have two kids, a great house, make good money between the two of us… am I crazy for considering putting this behind us and trying again?”