Now that he’s rich, I bet he leaves the kicking net for a much nicer, younger net.

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STRIKE!

This is a bad take.

They should be upset that they have such a fucking hall monitor on their team tsk tsking dudes for being annoyed that they hit a foul ball for two fucking seconds.

Oakland’s not a small market, they’re cheap.

I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.

Obligatory:

Eh, Give Khabib a few years.. he’ll be homeless too.  

That would have fucking KILLED Neymar

Lifelong fan, still laugh like hell at this clip. For a long time my home computer used the sound file of Homer there as the startup sound for Windows.

I don’t get the complaints. Highly-walkable city with tons to do, cheaper than Seattle and half the price of SF/NYC/DC, huge beer scene, huge outdoor scene, terrific weather with no humidity, weed’s dropped in price by half or more the last few years, deep blue city with enough liberals to dominate the state’s…

I enjoy visiting Downtown Denver for work. Hit up Great Divide, Jagged Mountain, Denver Beer Company and Wynkoop. And if the Rockies are in town, Coors Field is one of the best stadiums in the majors.

Going to Denver for the first time next week. Looking forward to enjoying all of what it has to offer.

Fucking exactly! It’s all right there in front of our faces. For example change around the letters of ‘DEEP STATE’ a little bit and what do you find? Oh, interesting, you get several percent of the letters of ‘ASTROS FAN,’ just do the math. I’m just ASKING QUESTIONS here don’t make this about me.

I’ll bet he was drinking fake brews, too.

I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce