“Do I feel good? I don’t feel bad. Sometimes I feel bad. But I don’t feel consistently bad. I feel competitive, which is what I really want. That and: Why don’t they throw me fastballs over the plate? And, really, why a plate? You think they used to use an actual dinner plate back in the day? Now I’m hungry. Let’s do…

It has been a decade since Viva Rocktober

1) It’s a long way to the top

“Skyyyyy Brockets in flight... 4-12 delight...”

I think the optimal nerdlinger calculus is walk him, I don’t give a shit that the bases are loaded and that it craps all over sportsmanship.

it’s time to watch pre-teens do amazing baseball things while thinking, “Hmmmm, are we sure that kid is only 12?”

God hate you Pats fans and your wet piece of cardboard division

He’s no worse than Tannehill. You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

But you guys win so many games!

Racism, mostly.

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…

Like have never taken weed? I would get a light joint and stay away from edibles until you know how you’ll react/what your tolerance is.

What an amateur. He should have been yelling “stop resisting.”

Thank you for your prompt response. I’ll edit my negative Yelp review and withdraw my complaint to the Better Business Bureau.

“At the end of the day it came down to health and being able to still get up and play with the kiddos or take the dog on the run or go do hobbies,”

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

Don’t forget who Euron was fighting. He should have died from poison within the first minute of that disaster of a scene. He took at least two stabs or slices, plus how many hits from a whip. All of which should have been poisoned.

The whole ship scene left a bad taste for the episode. It was probably the weakest…

I liked the episode, but the naval battle bothered me for several reasons: