Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

That Metallica performance was butt. Then again Metallica has been butt for 25 years so it’s par for the course. I think she did a better job of singing the song live than Hetfield did on the album but the performance was garbage anyway. And what the hell with the backup dancers? Get those chodemonkeys off the stage!

Nothing says George Michael like a slow, depressing song and no movement.

I couldnt help but think she’s the new princess of Zamunda.

I don’t know why Westbrook is so upset and Durant. NBA players have been leaving good teams to join stacked teams to win bogus championships for years.

Use a private browser, too - you don’t want those cookies and (linen) ads following you around the internet.

Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

50 years from now we’ll get to see that he wrote “Grab her by the puss vagina.”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

You need to read ‘The Art of the Deal’ (or not, lol). You don’t start high. He’s broke I’d imagine, or at least doesn’t have much liquid assets. Thus, you start at say 50 million in cash (if not lower). He’d take it in a New York minute, no need to waste the other 1.95 billion.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

Thanks so much for the help you guys. :)

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

But, but, but, guys.... teachers unions... amirite? So time for them to go and make those fat cat teachers EARN the right to buy their own school supplies. Go get ‘em, Betsy!

Always remember: Bad schools make future Republicans! If don’t bother to teach kids how to think, they won’t bother to learn. This locks in your base for the next generation.

In my program, we were actively discouraged from writing in any way popular audiences could possibly construe as entertaining or interesting. It’s mind-boggling.