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“Holy hell, this bastard’s a Nazi sympathizer / racist / anti-Semitic / terrorist / redneck!”

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century

You gotta tell her quickly, efficiently, and while you are walking past her, faster than her.

Had a similar situation last weekend. Just asked the closest girl if she would tell her. I didn't come off as a creep and I'm sure the she was less embarrassed.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

The lack of transition from paragraph 1 to 2 made this post super-creepy.

This. Once, my GF filled up my water bottle while I was in the shower (we have opposite schedules), and even though it’s a wide-mouth Nalgene, she didn’t put any ice in it, just whatever room-tempish cold water came out of the faucet. I mentioned it to her when I got home, and now I fill up my own goddamn water bottle.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

I’d say his Rockies polo tucked into his khaki shorts is WAY more offensive.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

Before any Patriots fans comment: