This is as okay as a kippah on a pig.

Dear Sallie Mae,

Maybe you could offer $10,000 for the Grammys ballots, so we can see who voted for Macklemore?

It is possible to think that a person is nice and good and has made positive contributions to the world AND be critical of the culture that elevates that person's contributions above the contributions of marginalized groups who have been trying to be heard for decades. It is possible to happy on an individual level…

Cue dudes commenting with their preferences for women's pubic hair in 3, 2, 1 . . .

Can you imagine running across a profile that was like "I really don't care much for food, travel, art, music, movies or laughter."

No, you just haven't been ditching sessions with the right people.

Could be worse

How can any parent's ego be that tied up...

Doug, the Pleistocene is an epoch, not an era. (As an ex-NJ waitress turned California paleontologist)

S- Stay inside

I think we're missing a real sponsorship/corporate tie in opportunity here. I think he should propose to her at a Subway Sandwich. Perhaps get the sandwich artists to write in out for her in condiments on her foot long turkey club? They could even cater the wedding, and Jared the Subway dude could give her away!

Insane Man Has Argument With Unpleasant Woman of His Own Invention
Was he even on an airplane at all, experts ponder

Hee. It's obvious, though, isn't it? Diane only appears to those who need her most, and those people are the ones who have a thing or two about women.

Totally. This one time my Hindu biology teacher was going on and on about evolution and I was like "I don't know why we're talking about evolution right now, it's so clear that god placed us on this earth in the garden of Eden fully created in His image." And he was all "ok I respect that you believe that personally…

They should really just preemptively shut down comments on this article.

I'd like to second this, with a hearty helping of, "More - or less? - than the fourteen year old rape victim that the community apparently kept secret?"

If I read another statement from someone saying this community has suffered a lot I will fill in an application for the first mars migration. They discover yet another rape of an underage girl that these people covered up and they are talking about how this community has suffered enough? I'm sorry, do you mean all the…