I find it difficult to believe that submissive women are hard to find in Utah.

Can I just say that you are a good person for taking care of the kid even though you really don't want to and it's not your job? Even if that lazy dad doesn't care, at least she's not having a miserable time being sick all by herself. I know it's not supposed to be your responsibility, but the fact that you are…

I've done something I've been wanting to do since June. I broke up with my boyfriend. He was my first everything so it sucks so bad right now. Like randomly burst into tears kind of suck. So, I'm watching Henry IV to make me feel better because it was the type of thing that my boyfriend hated. So he can fuck off.

We have a chia pet (never opened) that gets passed from one family member to the next, usually during Christmas although it's shown up at other gift-giving events too. What's perfect is that it just looks like a regular, square box when it's all wrapped up so you don't know what you're getting until you unwrap it.…

Whoever is behind this account should write a third movie. At least it will be intentionally hilariously terrible.

Ha-hah!

I do not think it's at all shallow or vain to not want adverse side effects from your medications!

-1,000,000 for no mention of Reddit.

Next time I go to a protest I'm going to try to make the blandest signs possible. "I don't like this" or ":("

Hopefully No Major Drama Goes Down at the Miss World Pageant

WAIT. Has anyone read the interview? The guy's a fraud:

You dont need whit when your relly relly relly good looking

Serious, hetero guys!! Like F Scott Fitzgerald!! Who definitely did not whip his dick out in public bathrooms to show other Serious, Hetero Guys!! Noooo that did not happen! Guys!

I don't always write things, but when I do, I don't look at what the fuck I'm writing.

Chad, is that you?

I remember my first job too. Good times.

I feel her pain - it's not easy being the Sojourner Truth of juice cleanses, either.

omfg!!!!!!!!!!

I'm very sorry that this woman suffered from anorexia, but I have to wonder what criteria a high fashion casting director should use to select models if not the size and shape of their bodies.