Ugh, I know, it's so obnoxious. At least wait until a decent hour when the sunlight would start to wake me up anyway.

Oh thank you Ari, for "anthropomorphic walking anuses". That was beautiful.

I would like to see a guy attempt to "sneak" my bra off. Even when I'm asleep if my partner starts to initiate sex (ie reaches up my shirt or whatever) I am awake immediately to tell him to fuck off because it's 6am.

Gross. My partner is a Canadian-American dual citizen, and while we might speed up the process so I can get my paperwork through faster, I wouldn't consider even moving up there if I wasn't in it to win it with him. People are stupid, and also still xenophobic.

Oh my god, they "perpetual immgrant"-ed her. How obnoxious.

Mehhhhh diamonds. Give me a gorgeous pearl any day, or something that just looks beautiful. Diamonds are extra regular and have horrible resale value anyway.

Heh, yes, my professors would always comment on how snarky and misanthropic I was, and it regularly drove random dudes at the bar away from me. I'm pretty satisfied with my life and have been for about a year, and my sense of humor has always been sardonic. Also my face just kind of naturally looks pissed off all the…

Ah so Will Frey and Austin Zehnder are sexual predators before they've even reached adulthood? Got it.

I'm having trouble hearing you, could you say it a little bit louder?

Fuck yes Savannah. This post has made my entire day better.

Luckily living in a city means walking is a super economical way to get to work for me, but yeah, lots of waitstaff and kitchenstaff has to drive to work and pay for parking. We supposedly make up for it in tips, but if you have a slow weekend you make maybe $40 plus the tips here an there. Sigh.

If I wasn't already misanthropic enough...

Seriously, I know food service workers take a lot of flak and aren't paid well enough (in Pennsylvania our legal hourly wage is $2.83/hr) but if you can't refrain from being an asshole then don't work in the service industry.

You seriously don't think that the word "fat" isn't almost exclusively used in a judgmental manner? Also, I know how food service works. I used to work as a cocktail waitress. But none of my tickets ever said "fat girls" or "fat dudes" because I'm not a blithering moron/an asshole.

Because fat is always used in such a non-judgemental manner, right? Oh, wait. There were infinite ways he could have described them without commenting on their body size or shape. How about "three brunettes"?

I actually would sometimes on a ticket, but I worked at a bar where people would sometimes get up and wander around or split/combine tables so table numbers weren't reliable. I usually just used monikers like "orange shirt", "three blondes" or their name if they were a regular though, nothing that would be offensive.

I just showered two hours ago and the grossness of some comments are making me feel like I need another one. I haven't shoplifted since I pulled myself out of a horrible financial situation, but can you imagine if I had been shot for shoplifting food from CVS? A conventionally attractive, thin, well dressed white…

I was wandering back and forth across the dance floor when two DJ friends showed up and ran into me, they pretty much immediately knew something was wrong since we partied together most weekends and they saw me in various stages of drunk. I'm glad that your friend found you and that you made it home safely. I became…

Because I only had three drinks that entire night, starting about 9pm and I was brought home by midnight, I wasn't binge drinking because I knew I had a 20 min cab ride across the city to my apartment at the end of the night.

My thoughts as well, also much easier to carry in an oblong clutch since it is a straw instead of an entire glass. I think glasses would be cost prohibitive to most establishments at well, since DrinkSavvy is a very small scale company with limited production capabilities and glasses get broken all the time (former…