Sooooo cuuuuuute. Look at that giant doggie smile! My dog is a chihuahua, I can't even care what some idiots think about the higher meaning of the breed of dog I own. She's a rescue, so that means I care about animals, so if my brain isn't big (it is) at least my heart is!

Yes, thank you, my partner walks my little chihuahua on her pink leash all the time, she is actually a people magnet.

You are aware that you can be 13 and not be an asshole right? If you're old enough to be posting on your public twitter account from your macbook: "fuck the delusional cunts" you are old enough to be called a pretentious little shit.

Question: how old do you think I am? You can give an age range if you like.

Good point! I've met some that aren't, but they are also the very shy ones.

I have to seriously object to the Mozart comment in the Cracked article though, because musicians all had training and to compose you needed to be able to play multiple instruments. It was no joke, it definitely was not any sort of bullshit. Whoever wrote it is probably unfamiliar with late 1700s Austrian music,…

I see what you did there!

Sigh. Will someone please take the damn laptop away from her? (Pre?) teens are such pretentious little shits these days.

I don't want my comment to be construed as body snarking, but as someone who actually IS a zero in clothes off the rack except certain labels of pants, no way in hell is she the same size as me (though I wouldn't care either way if she was). Most fashion models are a size 0, and it's just visible in any image you see…

I don't appear Jewish because I am a convert, my Ukrainian and Onondaga features are the strongest on my face and I'm quite tall, but it I am EXTREMELY uncomfortable with having to constantly listen to anti-Semitic commentary coming from my peers. Ergh.

Yawn, I've seen people doing this for years. I will say, however, that I have a 1 inch undercut that wraps from above my left ear diagonally to my crown point then back down diagonally to the nape point on my right side. Getting rid of essentially a third of my hair was an awesome decision for summer.

Well I am also fluent in modern Hebrew and pre-Christianity Latin, which was why I was unsure of the emphasis, since nobody actually speaks Latin anymore (sorry classics professors!) and the name is technically Greek in origin! Language is such a mess, I'm glad I avoided the linguistic anthropology track, haha.

Is it just me or does Hilaria sound like the name of a medical condition? Or am I putting the emphasis on the wrong parts of her name?

Am I simultaneously laughing and throwing up? Yes, the answer is yes.

Yes to that a thousand times, please come back to Team Redhead LiLo!!

Oddly, nobody has ever assumed that I am my boyfriend's daughter, though technically I could be since we have a 16 year age difference (21 and 37). I think being 5'11" and always overdressed gives me an advantage in looking older than I am, though.

Great excuse to post these.

They probably pulled his tail or dropped him or something equally mean that children do to dogs unwittingly.

Sigh, 5'11" with a size 24-25 pant, I've given up and either just wear leggings or pants that are not meant to be full-length.

5'11", also very familiar with this! Also, do you ladies get that thing where people actually doubt your height? "Are you really 5'11"? No way!"