I thought "not be pregnant" was meant as in she would turn out to not have a clump of cells quickly multiplying in her uterus? I'm going to start referring to abortion at it-that-must-not-be-named if the media keeps using stupid euphemisms though...ugh.

Easter basket hair, is this a thing now? How did I miss it? It's hilarious and amazing at the same time, I wish I had the bravado to do that sort of thing, but I think my real-world job would frown on it. Sadface.

Sorry, Michigan State, you still aren't UMich.

Jews unite! Have you ever seen the look of horror on a grown man's face when he's been cursed out in Hebrew, complete with the chai sound?

When any truck driver whistles or cat calls me out the window I whip out my phone and dial up the company with the license plate number. Herp derp bro, number on the side/back of your truck!

The laughter, it hurts!

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Ugh, I hear that shit all the time. Pretty sure I am a "normal woman" and I loathe attention I get for making the bold move to leave my apartment with a man at my side to "claim me". I already had to deal with men thinking I was fair game at work as a cocktail waitress that they could ask out or touch without…

Especially the whole gay reputation. Goodbye street cred.

Sure, and I also think that it tasteless, but I'm just dumbfounded that magically having a child (with a person you are in a relationship with) makes an adult woman a slut. But at least she wasn't taking whore pills or murdering babbies, right?

I'm really over the slut shaming of Snooki simply because she decided to continue a pregnancy. I mean come on, why is that still a thing? I hate the "she has a boyfriend" justification because adults and adult decisions and such...but she does. And let's be real, she works for a scripted mtv reality show, I wish I…

I really think it's just a poor make up job that's making her look like she had tons of work done, too dark under the cheek bones, too much blush, too much black make up around her eyes. That MUA needs to be retrained STAT! And please Linds, no more blonde hair with bangs!

I'm fluent in many dialects of stupid thanks to living in Philadelphia!

Maybe all those victims of a shitty education system could just try being equal instead of using that disadvantage as a crutch in their lives. BOOTSTRAPS. PULL THEM.

Well, technically you could still become un-pregnant, but that's beside the point. I took this as more a humorous piece but I can definitely see how the "get ready for x y z" gets old fast when it's coming from all directions. Oh, people and unsolicited advice!

"And so I got up on stage in front of 3000 people and cast this demon out!"

Don't worry, not going to draw and quarter you. As Blushing previously stated, it's a matter of non-coercive consent from both parties that makes it okay, as in all sexual practices. I highly recommend checking out Clarisse Thorn and Jaclyn Friedman for some good, gritty basic information to explain that spectrum of…

Ahh but portraying it in a magazine is different from someone's individual, consenting experience of erotic-asphyxiation!

Perhaps because she's a teenager and teenagers do dumb things, even when they're on television and even when society thinks birthing a child automatically makes you an adult in all senses of the word? What I can't understand is why you're so insistent on pearl clutching over the entire situation and making one party…

I can't imagine why any teenage girl might want to escape the stigma of "dumb slut who got knocked up after drunk sex" by trying to have a relationship with the father of the children she decided to have. Also I try not to determine the motivations of people on scripted reality shows and place them on my own arbitrary…