I refuse to give up my everything bagel and nova lifestyle. Never!

To breathe properly while Nutella coats and fills your mouth!

I can't reply to gimmlee's comment but yes indeed, it is Ace Ventura. However it is also the first result if you google "celebrate gif".

Whore pills for all!

Oh thank you for mentioning the whole nationality thing, my boyfriend is French Canadian but French/Welsh/Scottish by descent and has lived a fair amount of his life around Europe. Europeans, from his experience, find it incredibly annoying to hear Americans identify at Italian/Irish/German because that is a term used…

Is what you're saying based on actual linguistic anthropological evidence? Not once in any of the courses I took in that subject was English represented as the strongest language globally, even for trade. I could be wrong, of course, but I disagree with you, since only about 27% of the world's population speaks…

Excuse my total rudeness in asking this, but are you a biracial Native? I am and I often find more than discrimination that I am denied my identity because I have a pale complexion and red hair. I've had even more people tell me (even though I am one quarter Iroquois) that I am not biracial because Native Americans…

No problems doing this with my left hand, but I played guitar for a number of years. Right hand, with my ring finger metacarpal previously broken, was a different story, though my tendons might be tighter in that hand from my cramped writing style?

My right ring finger was the slowest, the metacarpal bone of that finger was broken when I was hit by a car in July though, which gives good reason as to why the flexibility/dexterity of it is impaired. No noticeable differences on my left hand between fingers.

What would you suggest as a remedy for a dog that consistently barks at noises she hears in our building? My chihuahua-terrier mix is a rescue, they estimated her at about two years old and aside from not being friendly towards other dogs (which I understand is also a breed thing) and a penchant for chewing underwear…

Oh my goodness, I cannot imagine those little teeth biting me, my dog may be small but she is vicious! I would love a chihuahua sized breast hat though...

Dear friends,

Ah, if only! When you were at Drexel were they also using your tuition to fund a new building every year? Also are you still in Philly? I haven't come across any Jezzies here yet!

I've seen that post before actually! Are you on the East Coast?

This is exactly why I opted out of Drexel's CO-OP program: Most of the internships were unpaid for Anthropology, however we had to pay Drexel tuition for the 2 quarters (6 months) that we worked there and we were only permitted to take 1 class per quarter during that time period. I figured if I was going to be working…

I swear there was a different version of this commercial that was aired during the same and was longer and featured a few women? I was also working last night during the game though so I could be confusing or merging it with another commercial.

I can't even...where do I begin.

I'm having the same issue...where are they?

At what point does it cross from historically informed to embarrassing that I immediately recognized that image? Has my Anthropology degree ruined me?

"And don't touch people you don't know either."