THE GAME CAME OUT YESTERDAY AND THERES ALREADY PRO CIV PLAYERS

“It would be great if it didn’t have a proprietary charging port”

That’s amazingly kind to say and will brighten my weekend! The team here works very hard and it is good to know that we manage to connect with readers. Keep being great! (That goes for everyone reading this as well. Love you all!)

You’ve gone from “who is this new person?” to my favorite writer on Kotaku in an astoundingly short amount of time.

“YouTusaid”

Bidets are great. Mechanical bacteria traps affixed to your toilet are disgusting.

Bidets are great. Mechanical bacteria traps affixed to your toilet are disgusting.

The fall must feel really weird when you’re in VR.

I fell out of my chair when I saw the price.

it’s kid friendly because it doesn’t have hinges to break or 3D screen to mess with kids developing eyes.

Sounds more appealing than “Lettuce Leaves”

Everyone seems shocked BUT I don’t even know what that lede image IS!!! Is there a human-something-life form in there? Is the whole thing a machine? I don't mean to be a pest who is also stupid, but I'm afraid that trying to figure this out will give me a raging case of OCD.

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...Okay.

How can I agree with anything in a purely subjective article? If horror is subjective, then so is your argument.

You’re not alone; I too felt Panic on Funkotron was just an overall more enjoyable game to play as well. That sequel had a lot more soul and uniqueness put into it.

Upopular Puffin here... I actually like the sidescroller better than the isometric original.

Oh, this looks like the first one...

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my coffee mugs as well as my vehicles.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my…

Counterpoint: This list is bullshit because it doesn’t even have Wild Berry on it.