Just saw this exhib at the adult toy expo.

THE FUTURE OF BUTT PLUGS IS FINALLY HERE.

uhhhh.. Wait. Does the pdf show an image saying Russians spear-phished by sending fake Steam (Valve Steam???) verification requests to company email adresses?

PCs have PS1 and PS2 software emulation working great. So..... put one in your living room and quit worrying about it.

With the enormous library of excellent games humans have made, it’s hard to imagine we’re really going to go a month without anything interesting.

Thank Valve we have the Steam Summer Sale to look forward to this month, still.

The vast majority of comic strips aren’t funny. Original comedy’s tough with the current meme supply.

Go visit a public middle school and you’ll see kids jumping out of corners when they hear someone coming, shouting at their classmates in their pre-pubescent pitch, “I’M GAY!!” and no comic strip or late night TV show…

I’m pretty sure it’s valid meme slang, but I’m having trouble verifying. English is hard.

Amazon deals on Kinja are typically US-specific. Shows $35.99 here.

Amazon deals on Kinja are typically US-specific. Shows $35.99 here.

lol. This is pretty much every direct consumer<->business rating system afaik. At work, all agents have very good scores, but have low volume and vast majority of people abstain. It could be a big deal when their 30-day satisfaction rating drops 20% because of one bad mark.

We paid attention to the metric at first,…

Would be a nice story if anti-fraud company has defrauded customers by saying there’s no significant performance impact, though I’m kind of surprised they didn’t independently verify that in-house rather than rely on what Denuvo said.

Frog Fractions 3

Idea #2: Smoking Simulator

Switch keys out for Chipotle burritos. There are 200 burritos. Every time you eat two burritos, a day passes (just for realism!). 1 of the burritos will kill you. Nothing happens if you eat all the non-poisoned burritos, except you’ll know the next one will definitely kill you.

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show me an original logo design, please

Kind of surprised they’re still burning enough cash to have to go this route. How much bigger were they expecting KSP to be?? Maybe someone(s) cashed out?

The SoundPad application in particular is greatly interesting. With some subtle foot pedal operation, it could certainly make for some “wow” moments from a host familiar with use and unaware guests (or even if they are aware!).

This is the most in-depth human parenting simulation I’m aware of. Are there any others? Very sensitive area, but a lot of potential for good if handled extremely thoughtfully.

If you’re going the horror route, ransomware with optional game completion unlocks seem the obvious choice.

Those elevator button markings were a bold marketing move. It’s like if Square did a new FF where the buttons ended at IX.

lol, copied a different snippet to make the same point. “penalizing the game’s early adopter” — this is pretty much the best line a dev/pub could take. Let it live its commercial life as best it can because it has to, and when it’s ready to be in its archival art form, there it is DRM-free for anyone to (illegally)…