That’s Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV, and she’s a girl.

I was flying AirTran to Savannah, GA from Dallas in 2005 with my Art Portfolio as a carry-on. I was doing my interview for my art entrance exam at SCAD and it was very important this thing not get damaged or checked. I had my portfolio with me in the cabin (these things are roughly 3' x 4' by 2") and it didn’t fit…