It was hard to watch until I imagined it was actually Macron fucking with Trump, crushing his hand and not letting go, in retaliation for ogling his wife. Then it was easy! Which is totally plausible.

I’ve never seen any of these films (my age and my unwillingness to be triggered has prevented me), but I really wish there were more movies that talked about diet culture and how it leads to EDs.

I saw them two years ago and was floored. Mick Fleetwood is 150 years old and has more energy than I ever had.

“All your voter base are belong to us”

Trump is a personified HR violation. And of course, he still has a job.

I am just so embarrassed.

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

From the what were they thinking files: Why was the multi-disc CD changer in the TRUNK?!?!? Who thought of that? Why?

Not only did I have a binder full of CD’s, I had one of these set-ups

Or like appointing Betsy DeVos as education secretary.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

I only buy white towels because then when one wears out I can replace it without having to match a color they don’t make anymore, or replace the whole set. Same reason I only buy black socks.

To be fair, the previous administration did book hotel rooms for this year’s POTUS. But they were under the name Hillary Clinton.

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

That is a major ripoff of Kelly Bensimon’s one-time tagline “I’m living the American Dream, one mistake at at time” - is nothing sacred anymore?!

That’s funny, he has a store on a super posh street in Paris, and every time I pass it, I think, “Why?”

We shall “live in the past” until the past is fully and completely separated from the present.