I hate these stories. They’re impossibly difficult and cruelly unfair. But I’m still of the mind that if my child’s organs cannot function without a machine doing the work for them, this is not life.

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

The inspector said it was the best house its age he had ever seen. All the big ticket stuff is new (roof, furnace, AC, water heater). The program is replacing all the gutters and putting on gutter guards, and replacing the front steps. Also repairing and repainting all the windows. It’s also got some really cool…

I just moved half way across the country with just my dogs to start a new job. My best friend just sent me a package that consisted of a wine glass and a 4-pack of Lila French Rosé that comes in a can. Surprisingly good! And such a good friend!

I think the food is only overpriced if you’re not coming from a place like Metro NJ/NY, Los Angeles, etc.

I did, and several of my friends did, too.

Daughtlena has a crush on Farrahlena–which apparently everyone in the school is aware of–as does super-creeper Dadlena. Momlena is aware of Dadlena’s creepiness but appears to overlook it in that frigid, staying-together-for-the-kid, married life kind of way.

Bulimia can also do a number on teeth

Well, she paid a lot of money for thos facial features, so they BETTER keep looking stunning.

Big frames were good enough for jackie O. They’re good enough for me. I bought men’s Ray-Bans and idgaf if they cover half my face, they are doing their job, which is to block the eyeball-killing sunlight.

My dad told me last night he understood perfectly what McCain was attempting to say yesterday. My life is absurd sometimes.

I am also an old. I have been in the workforce almost 30 years. Me, too, girl. *hugs*

I’m an old, and a friend and I were just talking last week about all the creepy shit that happened to us when we were young and working shitty, entry level jobs. We didn’t really understand what sexual harasment was, and and were gaslighted (gaslit?) and shamed into keeping quiet. I just wish I had been able to talk…

Say what you will about the mustache. Between this and Dunkirk, I’m just happy that Kenneth Branagh has apparently decided to be an actor again.

It’s almost as if the white unemployment rate of 4.3% (as of the first quarter of this year) isn’t almost literally half of the black unemployment rate of 8.1%.

Imagine having such a great opportunity to learn and grow (visiting that museum) and instead deciding to continue on being a hateful, cowardly, disgusting bigot. What a sad and pathetic life.

Do yourself a favor and start watching Escape to the Country on Netflix. Then watch the other 630 episodes on YouTube.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

I think we just watched a stroke happen live on Twitter.

I hope when my children are in their thirties, they will know that their mother and I value each of them more than one percent each.