John Kelly would have been “a kid growing up” in the 50s and 60s. I know the old folks all tend to be a little selective in recalling the good ol’ days, but holy fucking mother of fuck, people. If a man of his supposed intelligence really believes the 19fucking50s were the glory days for women being “looked upon with…

A shard of glass representing diabetes, covered in cholesterol? Does... Dr. Oz know nothing about diabetes? Or cholesterol? I know he’s a heart surgeon (some kind of surgeon?) But I also feel most people have a basic understanding that diabetes relates to “sugar”

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Boy I sure am glad we avoided the corrupt-as-all-hell Hillary Clinton!

I marvel at what kind of fucked-up world we live in where this man, this fucking cartoonish bad guy who would be hammy and over the top as antagonist in one of those crappy Disney direct-to-video live-action heaps of dreck, is like the 4th or 5th worst person in this fat old white man version of a professional…

I believe that children are supposed to be rescued by the Knight Bus, not the Hogwart’s Express. This is not canon, and I think they should return the family to the highlands until they can work out a more lore-friendly rescue system.

Hey, now! Props to the best “twin act”, Patty and Cathy Lane.

Really? Because the death’s of Clinton’s campaign staff workers wasn’t a show of the vast conspiracy of how she was Evil(TM). Can’t have it both ways, snowflake.

I have a couple very vocal Dump supporters on my facebook who have been more than happy to get all twisted up over the NFL, Eminem and how the fake news is just soooooooooooo mean to him. Yet they’ve all become oddly silent over his defunding the ACA. The optimistic part of me wants to believe that they are seeing the…

Trump and the President of the Virgin Islands got along so well, they spent the day together:

Nothing against Britney: this is totally cute.

I wonder if those are her home clothes. I wear the same sweat pants and ripped Oasis shirt every day after work and on weekends.

Since we’re talking vintage project runway...I still sing “lighten up its just fashion” to myself all the time. This was a truly great season.

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

So this muthafucka shot a cop in the head, IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN POLICE STATION!, took off running and all he got was tackled? And let me guess. The reason they didn’t at least taze him or shoot his ass was because none of these cops “felt threatened”? Guess he wasn’t dark skinned enough to be threatening. This ‘Murica…

Teachers have “allowed” students to sit and not participate in the Pledge for the simple reason that by law they are not allowed to NOT permit this.

I went to middle school in Houston, Texas. We have 2 pledges, The pledge of allegiance and the Texas Pledge. I can tell you that doing 2 every single day, close to the end of the year most kids didn’t stand and the teachers were fine with. Never reprimanded any students for it. I can’t say it’s the same situation…

We settled this freaking 70+ years ago - you can’t expel students for not saying the pledge or otherwise acknowledging the flag(West Virginia v. Barnette) . You can’t expel or threaten students for taking peaceful, non-disruptive of class purpose/learning protests like silent actions/arm bands (Tinker v. Des Moines).…

There was also the delightful spectacle of Amber ‘I don’t need to understand encryption to stop people using it’ Rudd forcing the rest of the Cabinet to give May a standing ovation every time the PM coughed. It got utterly hypnotic. Every time she cleared her throat they were leaping to their feet applauding like a…

Modern Britain, ladies and gentlemen. Sometimes the irony just coalesces out of the ether all on its own.