I watch Bravo and the Bachelorette and all the other trash TV because my other options are THE NEWS and no thank you.

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they…

“Do I meet the dress code now?”

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

We’ve been spite-crafting headshots of Spicey and adding sticks to them plus weatherproofing to put in bushes all over after work. BEST CRAFTING EVER.

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

This is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know what I want more, for Trump to actually get locked up for his blatant crimes or for him to rage stroke out and end the suspense.

Threatening Comey while also hinting he may just cancel press briefings in their entirety today. Jesus titty fucking Christ.

This is why I wasn’t diagnosed with asthma until I was 12 despite being on three inhalers starting at age 5. At that point they had to justify hospitalizing me, prescribing a nebulizer, and referring me to a pulmnologist, so yay, asthma diagnosis.

Extra gravy and more ice cream. That’s how he keeps his waistline so svelte!

The fascinating intersection of religion, technology, and menstrual blood. What a world we live in.

I would be fucked. I get a 30 minute infusion every month that is billed out at $48,840.94. With a patient responsibility of over $24,000. Basically, I meet my max out of pocket of $4,500 in January. So I always have to save about $5000 for a bill every January. Then everything is covered after that.I get no tax…

SHE DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS THE FIRST. THAT IS WHY THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN.

SNIPPY SPICE.

But that is what is on trial here. The campaign’s collusion with Russia. This is precisely the reason that Comey was precipitously fired.

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

I am also done with grad school this week!! And running my first half marathon in about a year tomorrow !

Spring garden thread !!!

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

Celebrities: They’re just like us!