First thought: her arms look like a page from a high schooler’s notebook.

If you don’t fucking love PowerPoints, you haven’t been made to sit through enough talks without PowerPoints.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

If it makes you feel better, we’re in a high tax bracket and putting $500 on a wrist band is like something we’d talk about for a fucking week. “Should we? SHOULD WE?” Hell, I felt guilty spending $145 on comic books...at a comic book convention...where you buy...comic books.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

oh no doubt, no doubt. i’m just some fucking hipster poser who moved to where there were actually JOBS and available single people and not very many RACISTS. i did it wrong and i’m sorry for trump dis all my fault.

but you actually are mad at people for moving to good places to live?? like, you’re blaming them for this?

Why don’t you point out that Icarus also lacks the enlarged sternum necessary for supporting the large breast muscles required for flight, or the hollow bones that shed excessive weight? From his wings failing to him unable to breath in the thin air, to him freezing to death, the closer he gets to the sun results in…

While Kissinger may be a complete shitstain on humanity, the dude’s been in diplomacy for a long time. He can’t help but have learned a little something about plausible deniability, and that what’s not said often is much, much more important than what is.

Yep. While I would love to commend Fox on their decisive move to rid themselves of a habitual predator because they want a safe space where people are able to do their jobs harrassment free, this is strictly a PR move. I bet there are others who are just as bad and who are going to have to get really creative with…

Puh. Leeze.

I just finished reading Dreamland by Sam Quinones about opioid addiction in the US. Mind-blowing.

Twitter wins:

Because sometimes you want to be a nattily dressed stranger that cares about nothing but the music and the atmosphere and being one with people you’ll never see again and who won’t judge you, and getting way too high on some eye drops some guy that looks like Jesus gave you, and spending $10 on a Bud Lite, and losing…

I had the same reaction to W., the other day. Much as he has been sanitised in comparison with the unhinged looney-tunes we are currently enduring, his speech patterns drove me to distraction. I remembered what those eight years of auditory blood pressure surges were like.

+1. I turn off NPR whenever he starts talking. I prefer to read my daily dose of stupidity. Most preferably with a heavy dose of Jez snark to make the medicine go down.

making the correction now, spellcheck is trying to kill me, it was “genteel.”

No wonder none of her stepkids want anything to do with her. It’s not about being trans, it’s about being such a petty little person that she’d use her memoir to smear a dead man while simultaneously making it all about how jealous said dead man supposedly was of Bruce Jenner.