The email the email

Strong Bad’s emails were an important bonding experience for my college roommate and me. We would watch before class every week. I still msg. her, “C’mon and get in the boat (fish!) C’mon and get in the boat (fish,fish!)“ at random.

Please know how proud I am of you for this marvelous comment thread. Everybody to the limit.

This is the peak of the Internet. Everything has been downhill since.

The Strong Bad/ Sad / Mad brothers, Marzipan (and the Cool Tapes!), the Cheat and all the rest will always hold a place of honor in our household. Fairly sure it’s what inspired my young, introverted son to suddenly start talking and put on a wacky puppet show for the neighborhood.

LIGHT SWITCH RAVE!

I’m pretty much happy anytime anyone remembers Strong Bad and Homestar.

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

It can be awkward, but I feel like using existing English words that are understood by all is a lot better than bumbling around with ze and hir or whatever. And you’ve probably already used a singular “they” at least once this week without thinking about it — e.g., “somebody left their mug in the sink” or “that troll…

“crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines, they almost crossed the plaid line, which is many many many lines past the red line. Also let’s not forget her emails.”

I can’t be the only person to think DJ Khaled’s wife looks a little bit like Rachel Dolezal

So reading this I suddenly like Kylie ... a lot. Finger Kylie is hella funny and I wanna hang with her. I don’t even watch their show.

I want to meet the person who rents a massive trendy loft apartment just to leave it empty aside from a tree in a concrete block and a few Renovation Hardware pieces. And a reel to reel tape recorder?

The explanation is worse or almost as bad as the ad. It is a bunch of word salad.

My main takeaway here is that Teen Vogue is not letting nobody get away with NOTHING. And now that there’s finally a more-than-just-decent major fashion rag out there, it went to bimonthly and may merge with the largely content-ruined Allure, *sob* (still grateful to have it at all, though)

- How about.... “It depicts various groups of people embracing a spontaneous moment, in an exploration of what that truly means to live life unbounded, unfiltered and uninhibited.”

Apparently, this ad was created by Pepsi’s in-house “content creation arm,” because Wieden+Kennedy or BBDO or a real ad agency wouldn’t be so fucking busy navel gazing that they’d let this one past the goalposts.

it was a delicate operation...after determining the exact weight of her brain, they swapped it out for the same weight in cash:

“protest is the new brunch”