Jesus I just posted the same thing before I read yours! The old man needs a handler and it looks like she’s the only one that can do it!

The doting daughter watching out for the old man when sundowning kicks in.

She ain’t putting up with shit! #takingnames

I haven’t uttered the phrase “President T****” or even “the President” yet. I too am confident I can make it four years!

He stopped liking her when she started getting accolades for her business acumen. I remember seeing her on Oprah, a show about famous women heading up their own businesses. She was very serious and dressed professionally, incredibly poised and intelligent. Then he divorced her and she started that mad slide into…

Same

He’s trying to cover up rosacea. Guess he needs to see a better doctor.

Menopause is a bitch ain’t it Spicey???

When did he learn to speak in complete sentences?

I grew up eating meat so tough and well done you dispensed with a knife and just picked it up and gnawed on it. Not because we were afraid of food borne illness but because my mother was an awful cook! Broiled roundsteak anyone? Shoe leather!

She’s used to getting her way, as are all the billionaires who bought their position. Can.not.wait for them all to start bowing up after being told what to do!

He sought out Eugene Peterson and I wanted that to mean something but I don’t know about anything anymore. Life is just crazy right now.

Great idea!!!

One more year and my mortgage will be paid off (I’m probably a lot older than you young ‘uns) but I’m already planning the mortgage burning party!

“That crotch is INSAAAANE!”

You’re looking at some nice non surgical procedures! Just the right amount of Juvederm in the lips and cheeks, perfectly Botoxed forehead. Lots of laser work to get that smooth, even texture. The absolute best that money can buy! 

WE’RE LIVING IN UPSIDE DOWN BACKWARDS MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN WORLD!!!

But it’s not cute...

Yes!!!

Thinking about buying a new bike. Not sure if it’s cause I think I’d use it more than the one I have or if its because it’s so cute. Someone talk me out of it