Free Fruit. Hashtag.

By most standards, including my own, I am incredibly fortunate. High school dropout at 14, now I regularly have my hands in the brassieres and knickers of icons. Dozens of countries, every continent. A hard knock life.

You’re not my supervisor.

Asshole fucking is fun.

He. He’s an asshole, #whitepronounsmatter

I only trust science, if you were a scientist, I would take your pedestrian opinion to hart.

Issey! That bodice is one of seven made. Issey have three in archive, but they have no idea what happened to this silver one, neither does Grace. Issey!

Haha. Sike.

Avatar twin. Into it.

IKR?

OMG Anita is the secret queen on RPDR Season Ten, they’re shooting now. Shh, don’t tell.

Speaking of the side, check the spectacular dancers in this appalling performance of a rip off of a 10CC song. Stunning, darling

I didn’t have one, but now I do, cunt. Fuck off, Jessamina.

Would you prefer the bow, or the stern of this boat in which we sail toward oblivion?

Chicken dinner.

27? 28? Possibly a retarded (literal, slow growing) 35?

Lose here often?

#gawkerdating

Hot date, can’t wait xx