We know seven things:
1) Dick Miller is in this picture, and the day that venerable character actor dies will probably be the day Joe Dante hangs it up for good.
2) It sounds like the script for this movie could have used a pass from John Sayles.
3) I think the review's assertion that Dante works well with the sort of…

I'd say The Howling is my favorite. But I pretty much like them all, and have a special soft spot (in my head, some might say) for Explorers. Also love Matinee.

Nope, just me, Klinger's Brother Klonger. The list format is merely an organizing principle.

We know seven things:
1) It's nice to have another one of these articles after so long.
2) Johnny Depp had a real knack for picking projects once upon a time.
3) Ed Wood and Dead Man are two of his best, and both black-and-white. Coincidence?
4) The first four letters of Mortdecai are mort, which is french for dead.…

Perhaps, but I really, really know it.

Mine sure was. That's why I'm now making lists of seven things we all know.

I took a couple of Dolezals about ten minutes ago, and boy am I drowsy.

This racial fluidity has been around for almost thirty years, specifically since October 24, 1986.

See, that's what I never got. A piccolo is an instrument; how can you sing a song while you're playing an instrument? Unless Brian's Song was an instrumental, scored for solo piccolo. But I don't think so.

Anyone truly offended would have to have a real tight end.

"You blew it up! Motherfucking fuck you to fucking hell, you blew it up!"

We know seven things, but I'll list only one:
1) The movie was actually based on the early life of William "The Refrigerator" Perry.

He wore all of 'merka like a party hat his whole career, played them like a cheap fiddle!

We know seven things:
1) "Brian Williams" is an anagram for "Austin Milbarge," the character played by Dan Aykroyd in Spies Like Us.
2) Below the bottom of the frame, as he told his made-up facts, Brian Williams was crossing his fingers, which makes him not really a liar.
3) I have nothing specifically against it, but I…

Mr. Greene, I'm guessing your nickname is "Mean."

This is because the world is full of soap opera-watching idiots who believe that pointlessly weaving characters together into a family, however little it makes sense, somehow automatically bestows narrative complexity and emotional depth to storylines which in reality would be more elegant and satisfying the simpler…

We saw a hint of what it's like when all that yellow goo came spewing out of that one robot's mouth.

We know seven things:
1) The most convoluted slasher franchise is actually Friday the 13th.
2) Why? Because the murders are first committed by a drowned boy's mother, then by the drowned boy himself, who then apparently died once again and was resurrected, and even after his victims numbered in the three digits, people…

Well, it's not really a gimmick. I think of it more as a format.

We know seven things:
1) Children should not let their emotions run away with them.
2) Regret is the most lasting emotion.
3) There are several bad Pixar movies. Cars 2 is perhaps the worst.
4) I never saw any of them until I had a kid.
5) Then I saw several of them, particularly Cars, many, many times.
6) This is a movie…