A Christmas miracle would be the breaking news CNN chyron “President Trump found dead in bed, KFC chicken wing lodged in his trachea”. I would burn down my Christmas tree for it, if there was a God that could thus be moved.

Anyone with a smidgen less entitlement would have withdrawn their name by now. This guys a fucking sociopath. A raging drunk sociopath. 

Past posts about this have elicited comments that have been extremely depressing to read- overwhelming support for the notion that Monahan is a liar and a narcisist- made even more depressing that these comments were in response to a statement from Ellison’s daughter- who is 1) not privy to the entirety of their…

I said this on Twitter but will repeat it here:

I mean, if you don’t think that this guy is the singular greatest talent to ever line up behind center in the NFL, what’s your argument? Seriously? Outside of the case for Brady and his rings, which is a team accolade, how can anybody say that this guy isn’t the unquestioned GOAT at QB? It’s mind boggling to even…

Coming from a Packers fan, if he plays like this each game, it was worth it. 

Of course I still believe her. It’s not called The Cycle of Abuse to reference fucking bicycles. It doesn’t make what she did better. It is simply a fact that abuse is cyclical and one doesn’t negate the other.

I shop at Whole Foods.
I buy organic everything.
I buy in bulk.

I’ve had it for people thanking god for things that other people do. It’s like, honey you made it through surgery because of your doctors not Jesus.

Aretha Franklin was notorious for being a controlling perfectionist.

Jennifer Garner seems to value keeping the father of her children alive. More stories about celebrity compassion, please. Even if you have to make them up.

A buddy was a professor at Marquette and went out cycling when he first moved there. He ended up on MLK. Some white dude pulled over and yelled “get in.” He asked why and the dude said “you’re going to get killed.” Probably someone from Waukesha.

It really is separated. I went to college there 20 years ago and remember E North Ave in particular. There was a park where the road curves. One side is white and the other is black. I found this map online a year or so ago.

3. Wisconsin is the reason Trump is President.

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

Minimum wage employees shouldn’t be expected to put their lives on the line to protect company profit.

I went to law school, and I’ve heard some absolutely absurd arguments in my time, but holy crap on a cracker, this takes the cake.

FYI. Spencer lost his primary in May so even if he doesn’t resign, he’ll be out of office in January regardless.

It’s good to never get past it. Always remember how the GOP were complicit in this nightmare, and vote them out on November 6, 2018.

Trick question - the scariest thing is consciousness. Gulper McHellfish doesn’t give a shit about space or land or anything, it just eats and fucks and dies (possibly not in that exact order).