I got a ticket today for talking on my phone... my phone was in my bag on the backseat. I was fat-girling it up on one of those Hershey Gold candy bars and the cops thought it was my phone. And now I have to go to court with phone records, a candy wrapper, and the receipt for said candy wrapper, and keep a straight…
Someone has to file a DMCA complaint before he can be taken down.
Probably will watch. Since I love Neil Gaiman. I like to listen to the audiobook versions of his books, because he reads them, and his voice is very soothing.
The prettiest things are always a pain, aren’t they?
Progress is being made. I just realized I have some hard deadlines in April for baby knitting so I’ll probably be taking a month off from sock knitting after I finish this pair.
You are a good dog mom. You love your pup. You pay attention to your pup. You are doing everything you can to help your pup. You are following vet’s orders (which I agree with).
So, I did the super cliche thing on the Day of Visibility and came out as trans today to my friends and family who did not already know (all but about 6 people). It honestly went great. Tons of support, including from some family members I had feared might not be on board, no warnings that my soul would be condemned…
Love Your Kitties thread:
Um, if someone told me to put my dog in the bin, I’d be like, “Yo there is a dog in there.” And if they continued to insist, I would ask to speak to the head attendant, and then the pilot. And if they still insisted, I’d get my ass off that plane. NOTHING would cause me to put my dog in the overhead bin. I would risk…
I was over at A.V. Club, posting about This is Us, and how I would also go back into my burning house for the dog(s). Someone told me this was a horrible thing to do to my children. I said I don’t have any children. I was then told that when I did have children I’d understand. I responded I’m 49 and 1/2 and have 4…
“Something, something, political correctness run amok. Something, something, if my title doesn’t have the word ‘man’ in it my dick might fall off from lack of attention. Something, something Feminazis.”
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My husband and I got a puppy! She’s a basset hound, and is three months old. We are working on housebreaking her, and it is sooooo hard. She’s taken to the crate pretty quickly, but I feel like I’m cleaning up puppy pee constantly. This is why I hate carpet in apartments. Any tips? Here’s a picture of my sweet little…
Update! Little Grapes loves the weighted blanket I made him for Christmas. He has slept better the last few weeks than he has in years. Now I’m making a smaller, lighter weight one for the couch.
I recently moved to a new city and I’ve been spending most of my free time settling in to my apartment, shopping for stuff for the apartment, or watching TV on the couch with the dog. Going out just hasn’t been a priority. So I made the decision today that I would head to a local dive bar and have dinner there. I…
I love it. I also picture 45 and Bannon as two gigantic bull walruses about to throw down on the frozen tundra. Jared, iPhone in hand, jumping around going “oh shit, Oh Shit, OH SHIT!” and DT Jr. as the inevitable asshole in the background shouting “Worldstar!”
My daily routine involves listening to the prior night’s MSNBC lineup. Once your lunatic president sent his “my dick is bigger” tweet,that pretty much devoured the news cycle.
I worked with a woman who’s manager had 4 direct report supervisors, 3 male. Of course this manager asked her to get a birthday cake. She went to the most expensive bakery in town and charged a ridiculously expensive cake, bought fancy plates and forks at Hallmark and never got asked to do it again.
Elizabeth Bathory was much the same.
It looks like it’s made from leftover Christmas wrapping paper.
