The eye doctor told my husband that one pupil was bigger than the other (by a millimeter) then told him it could be caused by different things including a tumor. He’s freaking out because he’s an Eeyore and now of course he’s going to die early and hard just like his parents. He doesn’t want to hear anything about goin…

No. It’s just a mysterious “thing” that’s appearing and people that see it/them are driven crazy and compelled to kill themselves. I don’t even recall there being any mention of “seeing your greatest fears” as an excuse. Also, there’s a subtext of what happens if you’re already crazy when you see them. The book is awes…

They “monsters” are never described in the book and there was a ton of discussion about whether they should be shown in the movie. I hope they stuck with not showing them.

One thing I tell trainees over and over is they don’t have to memorize stuff they just have to know where/how to look it up. But a-holes gonna a-hole so grit your teeth and show him what you need to and leave with a clear conscience. 

I prefer a tall 6" cake for the aesthetic but it can be hard to cut. Also, fondant for the look with quality buttercream underneath. No shortening, add salt to cut the sweet.

I’ve been having some very unkind thoughts about my husband and while I feel really bad about it I also feel relief to finally acknowledge them. Therapy would be good but I’m pretty sure the outcome would be a divorce and that’s not in anyone’s best interest right now. So I’m posting it here because I have to say it…

Finally got a chance to play with some Valentine’s cookies. Work’s been busy...

I would not kneel down on Hollywood Blvd or touch anything on the street without gloves. Ew. That tissue isn’t enough protection.

If you’re near Los Angeles, sure. Otherwise I can only ship unfrosted cupcakes.

The pinecones and holly berries are fondant and the branches and needles are just colored frosting.

My standard chocolate Guinness cake with vanilla buttercream frosting.

 Good luck. It’s trite but the first step really is the hardest.

Made a birthday cake for my mom’s neighbor with stuff I got for Christmas. I’m pretty pleased with it.

Appropriate that it is orange considering UT. I don’t like monkeys but this is good news.

Gotta remind myself not to read the comments on photos of 45. People! Separation of church and state is a good thing! I can’t unsee the meme of 45 “welcoming” Santa and Jesus back to the Oval Office. Blarg.

My husband’s depression is unbearable.

Lemon Buttermilk Pound Cake with lemon curd and vanilla buttercream

Made a cake for a coworker. Apparently it looked good enough that people thought it was professional.

The last housemate just moved out and now it’s just me and the husband, who quit therapy last week. Not sure we’re going to make it without a buffer.

My first kiss was at 24. You’re fine.