So I’m having a really hard time. We just learned My poor little doggie has cancer and had about 6 weeks left. We’ve been together for over a decade, through 5 states, two marriages, and 8 homes. I can’t imagine my life without her. I’ve had her my entire adult life and it’s like the end of an era. :(

Accusations of Fake News aside, there is a real problem with cable news. They are on 24/7. They have to fill time. They are their own networks. They have to care about ratings.

All dogs are good.

So, as the result of an extended drunken dare, I actually have an oil painting of myself as Empress Josephine. I feel compelled to defend myself by saying I’m an oil painter, was in art school at the time and have always loved history. I’m a bit queasy, but at least mine is a joke and has *never* been shown publicly.…

I understand the Republicans’ feelings here. They certainly would never do anything so disrespectful like interrupt an important event involving one of our leaders.

Exactly. He’s Dorian Gray and we’re his portrait.

good luck! you got this!!

Hello all, I hope you’re having a lovely Saturday!

“‘road rage”. Do you mean ‘roid rage?

Honey, I feel the same. I’m just looking to survive long enough to see this guy exposed and brought down.

Reading those tweets from the President of the United States just reminded me, once more, that on some level I still literally do not believe any of this is real. This can’t be real life. I know greed and evil and discrimination have been around forever and probably always will. But has it ever been this...farcical?…

depends on the strength of the evidence, I suppose: the more proof, the more jesusin’.

Make America Great Again = Undo Everything The Black President Did

I wonder if Ivanka brought the champagne popsicles that were left over from Memorial Day.

Just goes to show that it’s all bs. Politics is nothing but interactive theater.

I am 58. My mother is 89. Last time I saw her the first thing she said to me was ‘do you want me to frost your hair?’ The answer has been ‘no, but thanks’ since 1974.

The little calico looks like my Luna

WHAT DID YOU DO, is thisNORMAL where you live?!

I mean I love snakes but fuck no to that shit

Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.

I have a friend that loathes Will Ferrell so much that he has written an imaginary movie where the whole goal is to kill Ferrell. Every assassin fails and ends up killing other celebrities. Out of spite he refuses to add my arch nemesis to the list of deadies. Poo.