Plus hasnt Cecily Strong already been doing this character as ‘The Girl at a Party You Wished You Hadn't Started a Conversation With"?

Around the point where she said she said, “I signed something saying if I’m wrong...” you can see Representative Lex Luthor’s demeanor shift from “this doesn’t make sense” to “I gotta get this girl to the keg and then back to my dorm room...:

I watch stuff like this and I still can’t believe there is a sizable portion of the population that would watch the same exact thing and say (with a smirk on their face), “what do you have to say to THAT, libtard? How do you like them apples???”

That moment at 1:20 is Pure Michigan, or at least white GOP woman Michigan.

I wish I was 10% as confident as she was during her testimony in my daily life. Must be nice to be that oblivious but so sure that your bullshit is straight fire.

No one can convince me that isn’t Kate McKinnon cosplaying as Victoria Jackson.

Which is scary because Nextdoor is already the Nextdoor for illiterate goons.

Karen: “I was verbally attacked!”

Alright, “grow a human dick” is now something that I 100% must use on someone in my day to day.

oh, grow a human dick already

I want to see Kamala and Biden throwing his shit out on the lawn from an upstairs White House window. (Wearing masks and gloves)

Starring Larry the Cable Guy.

So domestic terrorists are making deals with terrorists abroad? Surprise surprise!

It wasn’t even $1,800 a pop; all five were included in the price, according to a statement from the Department of Justice. I get there’s an ideological component here, but if you’re going to commit a crime, at least get paid more than what a mid-level manager takes home in a corporate 9-5.

And to Hamas of all things. Sell to an American government approved terrorist organization ffs.

The two attempted to sell weapon accessories to Hamas in the hopes they would be used against American soldiers serving overseas.

I can see Faux News spinning it as a “Leftist False Flag attack on American Heroes.”

 “He tells it like it is!”, “What he really meant to say was..." 

Hey Jared, replace the word “black” with “Jew” and you’ll finally understand just how terrible you sound.

a man who has no Black friends but once caught half an episode of Good Times