I liked the Onions™ take on this LMFAO!

I never get these ‘investigations’.  It takes 3 minutes to watch the video, the investigation and terminations should be over long before they even have time to release that statement. 

I estimate we’re burning 24% fewer precincts than we ought to be.

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Hey now! If you know of a better way to build a yoga studio in Bali than by hiring a 62 year old CEO and media mogul to do it I’d love to hear it.

dontchokeonyourwoke, you already know that the “ten minutes struggle to get the former football player into the squad car” was a lie and it's been debunked. Stop repeating it you fucking racist piece of shit.

So, they’re basically saying he was gonna die anyway, but he just happened to have his neck under the knee of a police officer when it happened.

“He didn’t die because of us strangling him, he died because he wasn’t strong enough to survive us strangling him.” 

It’s been circulating on Facebook but basically they’re blaming the man they murdered for not being healthy enough to strangle for nine minutes.

That’s perfect. The Chip at my high school was so WASPy it hurt. His dad always addressed him as “the son”.

Just a random musing:

kill yourself

“What about the campfire in my neighbor’s back yard?” asks the man whose house is on fire.

I coulda swore she was fixin to start taking her earrings off.

Symone....stop! Stop! She’s already dead!

First and foremost: YAY Symone Sanders <3

I am inspired to make art by American Andrea Askowitz. I will take a white piece of paper (symbolizing this essay) and on it I will place a white tissue (symbolizing white tears) and on that I will lay a dollop of nonfat yogurt (for her grocery run) and on that a sprinkle of salt (for all her lies) and on the…