Kinda like the last baby shower I attended. They did that “name that candy bar” by melting them and putting them in diapers and passing the diapers around. Even though it was chocolate and not actual poop I was getting strange looks by putting my nose very close to smell it and, in two instances, when I ate a piece. I…

THOSE WERE THE BEST! You could taste the chocolate and peanut butter seperately.  Peanut butter M&Ms just taste like peanut butter.

And sometimes there are two paper cups on a mini! Usually I find this out after I have put the candy in my mouth.

An officer, vetern or otherwise, should not be the one in charge of the videos anyway. There should be a IT tech or some other computer savvy non-cop in charge of that.

Didn’t know this was a thing with this cap. I thought I was doing something wrong even though I made sure the lid was totally closed after the first incident. I also stand mine on its cap and it still leaks and sometimes it falls over and I don’t notice. Then I have an even bigger leak

You forgot Furguson.

Brb having to take a Klonopin because this story

One for time for the people in the back:

For all we know he is a Martian...

So many people on here have never run a red light, rolled a stop sign, driven over the speed limit, cut a solid line, etc. Such paragons of driving virtue

nightryder21 reckoning it’s OK to try and kill someone because you don’t like what they’re doing even if it doesn’t affect you.

How does it sound like she’s into it? Looks like you are the only person who got that from “I’m disturbed”

I’m in a humid, sweaty part of Texas so I guess it’s just my skin

For me it is. I’m not very bendy

Years ago I had a horrible case of poison oak on my lower legs. Apparently I am extra allergic to it. Anyway my legs looked like they had been burned and the skin was so tight, not and itchy. I tried Kiss My Face olive oil soap and it relieved most of the awfulness. Not all of it but enough that I didn’t want to run…

My 50 year old feet are dry as fuck and feel tight and hot if I don’t moisturize.

Not all of us are contortionists.

And after she doesn’t answer the door he quizzes the neighbor on her. Creepy

I once threw my keys at my boyfriend’s apartment window. They landed on the roof. Looking back it was not a good idea

I guess he was checking to see if it was okay to say around me. I work in a paint store and there are 5 guys* and only two of us womenz