Things that are a waste of money to you are not a waste to someone else and vice versa.

Hey, now, being so snobbish you refuse to learn the basic facts of various normal parts of life (and/or pretending that you don’t know those basic facts to prove some sort of weird point to strangers) knows no gender, color, creed, or socioeconomic status.

As someone who spent a relatively conservative amount on an upscale but reusable non-white-wedding dress and opted for a very small wedding so as to afford a honeymoon abroad: people are allowed to do what they want. We preferred to spend our money on seeing four thousand year old buildings, but other people would…

And tons of men buy $300 jerseys without blinking an eye. A dress that is made to order and probably has a ton of lace, sequins, pearls, etc. sewn on it is going to cost more than a t-shirt. Surprise!

Instead of buying a wedding dress, go to Disneyland.

They are paying for the experience THEY want.

bitch, it’s a joke

You forgot to hyphenate self-centered. You’ll never get anywhere in life ignoring hyphens.

The Tenderman mansplains mansplaining.

This should be grey.

Are you the guy who whispers “Your pussy feels so good” creepily?

SERIOUSLY.

YES. This is how I picture every person’s face while reading:

Oh yes, the Tenderman can be a woman, for sure.

The Tenderman is also so many lesbians I’ve known.

Follow-up: 

The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.

Are we not going to talk about Evan Rachel Wood rockin’ the suit?